Low 5

The Renault 5 how it should have looked. Sadly some clever person drove past a no entry sign straight into it. See RIP Renault 5 for more details.

You are number 6

Yep, it's a 6. Look at the criminal lack of style and bluff aerodynamics. Faaaaaantastic. Comfy ride too.

Is it possible to improve the style and aerodynamics of such a prestigious motor? We think so. The words scraping and barrel spring to mind.


Oo look Mum, a square house.


This is one of the fleet of Scrapiture delivery vehicles. It is quite an imposing sight to see them all lined up outside SSAC HQ. Just imagine then, the ear splitting din and plumes of blue smoke from said convoy leaving the works gates on a typical frosty morning.